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A Bunch of Bad Players Have Invaded the Muskbag
This week’s Muskbag somehow manages to revisit Rich Hill. No one revisits Rich Hill. Rich Hill isn’t even going to have visitors at his house for Thanksgiving. But the Muskbag has all the Rich Hill...
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Sometimes I Miss Kyle Farnsworth
There are times when my mind wanders to the question, “What is Kyle Farnsworth doing right now?” Usually, I assume the answer is, “Pouring itching powder into David DeJesus’ jock and giving Mike Aviles...
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Nobody F@#$s with DeJesus
Well, he's not super-white, but he looks pretty gritty.I was out all day, so I hope I beat all the other blogs to that headline. Jed Hoyer Theo Epstein has made his first signing since joining the...
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The Muskbox will Watch Aramis’s Jersey BURN
Does anyone have a fiddle?I suspect that there will be a significant number of Cubs fans as pissed about Aramis Ramirez signing with the Brewers as some Cardinals fans were about Albert Pujols signing...
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The Muskbox is Taking Stock of the Bullpen; Prognosis NEGATIVE
In Spring Training, no one can hear you Muskbox.The always-informative Muskbox is back after a busy end to Spring Training. Since Carrie hasn’t had to write up many Cub wins so far, she’s been busily...
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Commit to Sucking Now
Does this team even HAVE a "blow" switch?Is sixteen games into the season too early to take stock? Marlon Byrd and his .070 batting average are no longer Cubs. Ryan Dempster, the (shudder)...
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That Thar Muskbox Swaps Lies Over Fifth-Inning Shit on a Shingle
Yes, Googling “shit on a shingle” was pretty nerve-wracking.This week’s Muskbox straight-facedly asks whether Alfonso Soriano should “sit a spell.” When I was in college, my dorm’s rector was from...
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Yes, People STILL Have Questions for the Muskbox
Did you catch the latest episode of Whisker Wars?It’s been a long time since the last installment of The Muskbox, meaning you’re probably less dumb now. Almost as long as it had been since the last...
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The 2013 Essies
What a year the 2013 Cubs had! They avoided 100 losses, they fired their dull manager, they hired a new dull manager, and they watched Tony LaRussa get voted into the Hall of Fame. On this, the day...
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